Lyrics:

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You coulda called me up to say 'Good luck.'
You coulda called me back, you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

First date, we ate sushi and
It went well, I was funny and
You said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you

I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my mom that there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You coulda called me back

So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard it's me you're asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You coulda called me up to say 'Good luck.'
You coulda called me back, you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

After the date, I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you

Here is how I guess the story goes
You woulda came if I was a hoe
Fuck for parts thats just not how I roll
Move it on down the road

So I guess we shouldn't be friends anymore
Sick of hearin' that it's me you're askin' for
'Cause I thought I'd see you the show
You said you'd go!

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You coulda called me up to say 'Good luck.'
You coulda called me back, you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?

You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't

Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You coulda called me up to say 'Good luck.'
You coulda called me back, you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?