Lyrics:

There Are Many Things That I Would Be Proud Of

If I'd Only Invented Them Such As The Wheel

The Washing Machine And The Tumble Dryer

On These Inventions Surely I Could Retire



I Want To Retire

No Longer Required

I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back

A Tear In My Eye

With A Heart Full Of Pride

I Must Go Out On A High

And Tell Nobody Why



There Are Many Things That I Know I Could Do

If I'd Only Have Wanted To, Such As Create

The Perfect Soulmate Everyone Would Admire

On This Creation Surely I Could Retire



I Want To Retire

No Longer Required

I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back

A Tear In My Eye

With A Heart Full Of Pride

I Must Go Out On A High

And Not To Answer To Why



I Want To Retire

Inform The Suppliers

I'll Leave The Party In Style

And Not To Be Carried Out

Without A Cloud In The Sky

I Got My Fingers In Pies

A Golden Watch On My Side

Will Measure My Free Time



Now My Place In History Is Surely Assured

I Will Be Remembered Here Forever More

Brand New Product In Place And A Potential Buyer

Up On This Next Transaction Surely I Could Retire



I Want To Retire

No Longer Required

I Want To Get By Without The Man On My Back

A Tear In My Eye

With A Heart Full Of Pride

I Must Go Out On A High

And Not To Answer To Why



I Want To Retire

Inform The Suppliers

I'll Leave The Party In Style

And Not To Be Carried Out

Without A Cloud In The Sky

I Got My Fingers In Pies

A Golden Watch On My Side

Will Measure My Free Time