Lyrics:

Jeff Bass
This is a public Service Announcement brought to you
In part, by Slim Shady

The views and events expressed here are totally fucked
And are not necessarily the views of anyone

However, the events and suggestions that appear
On this album are not to be taken lightly

Children should not partake in the listening
Of this album with laces in their shoes

Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions
Upon purchasing this album
You have agreed not to try this at home

Anything else?

Eminem
Yeah, Don't do drugs