Lyrics:

You tried it just for once and found it alright for kicks but now you've found out it's a habit that sticks you're an orgasm addict Sneaking in the backdoor with dirty magazines your mother wants to know what are those stains on your jeans you're an orgasm addict You get in heat you get in a sulk but you still keep beating your meat to pulp you're an orgasm addict You're a kid casanova you're no Joseph it's a labor of love fucking yourself to death you're an orgasm addict You're making out with schoolkids winos and heads of state you've even made it with the lady who puts the little plastic robins on the Christmas cakes butchers' assistants and bellhops you've had 'em all here and there children of god and their joystrings international women with no body hair So you're asking in an alley and your voice ain't steady the sex mechanic's rough but you're more than ready you're an orgasm addict Johnny-want-fuckie always and all ways he's got the energy he will amaze he's an orgasm addict he's always at it he's an orgasm addict What Do I Get? I just want a lover like any other What do I get I only want a friend who will stay to the end