Lyrics:

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She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Read 'em 'n weep
Was here adjustable slogan

She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a '59 Morgan

That's the kinda step she takes
When her hot breaks hot breaks
That's the kinda sound she makes
*(ooh, let go uh me)*
When her crab cakes
*(Arf arf arf)*

She didn't like it when her fan belt
Shrunk & got shorter
*(Ointment)*
Battery leak could nearly cost her a quarter

She didn't want to stay home
An' watch the pestle go mortar
Later she speaks
On how Perellis might court her

*Na-na-na-noo, etc.*

She was the daughter
Ah-ah-ahhh
Of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Ga-ya-ee-annnn

*Read 'em 'n weep*
*Read 'em 'n weep*
*Read 'em 'n weep etc.*

Chester's go-rilla
She go quack
Chester's go-rilla
She go oink
Chester's go-rilla
She go moo
Chester's go-rilla
She go
*Hratche-plche*
*Hratche-plche