Lyrics:

There's Just One Place To Go For All Your Spatula Needs
spatula City! Spatula City!
a Giant Warehouse Of Spatulas For Every Occasion.
thousands To Choose From, In Every Shape, Size And Color.
and Because We Eliminate The Middle Man,
we Can Sell Factory Direct To You.
where Do You Go When You Want To Buy Name Brand Spatulas
At A Fraction Of Retail Cost
spatula City! Spatula City!
and This Weekend Only, Take Advantage Of Our Special Liquidation Sale.
buy Nine Spatulas, Get The Tenth For Just One Penny.
don't Forget, They Make Great Christmas Presents.
and What Better Way To Say,