Lyrics:

Good evening
And welcome, to another Lords LP
We, are your host
Lords of the Underground
We thank you for your extreme generosity into the making of our first
Gold LP
And here we are with another
That we are sure you will
Elevate
To that Gold and Platinum status
You must promise me three things
You will not lie
You will not cheat
And you will be ever faithful
And a loyal fan
To the Lords of the Underground
For we
Are the Keepers
Of the Funk

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