Lyrics:

Now beat that.
And your mother's sayin' go to college
So you finish college and it's wonderful
You feel so good.
Now after all the partying and crazin',
And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein' around your peers
Hey! Now you'll get that 25 thous job a year
And you'll spend all your money on crack-cocaine
But it'll be your money.
No more borrowing from mom for my high
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back you're so excited about it

If you continue to work at the Gap
After several interviews
Oh My God, you'll come in at an entry level position
And when you do that, if you kiss enough ass
You'll move up to the next level,
Which is bein' a secretary's secretary!
And boy is that great.
You get to take messages for the secretary who never went to college
She's actually the boss's niece!
So now you're part of the family

You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man.
All you kids wanted talk in the back of the class?
Not me, I listened, OK
I was a hall-monitor.
It was meant to be.
You know how many classes I took?
Extra classes, extra classes
No I've never had sex!
But ya know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied.

When a lady walked wit' me she say
Ya know what's sexy?
No I don't know what it is
But I bet I could add up all the change in your purse,
Very fast