Lyrics:

She's got baggage
She's got so much heavy baggage
The wheight of the world
is on her shoulder
I wonder how she carries it around

Woke up, it was the middle of the night
Telephone ringing
so I turned on the light
What up
She must be calling me again
Night after night
and its driving me insane

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Got up, dragged myself out of bed
Nuclear explosion banging in my head
Why me, how did I get so lucky
A million other guys
and she had to pick me

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Hey Joe, say it isn't so
She called me up
then she put me on hold
Hey Joe, say it isn't so
She called me up
then she put me on hold

Watch out, we got another one comin'
Monumental crisis brewin' here today
Watch out,
we got a whacked out woman
Hurricane warning
and it's blowin' me away

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