Lyrics:

I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me

I Got An Axe Handle Pistol On A Graveyard Frame
That Shoot Tombstone Bullets, Wearin' Balls And Chain
I'm Drinkin' Tnt, I'm Smokin' Dynamite
I Hope Some Screwball Start A Fight
'cause I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me

All You Pretty Little Chicks With Your Pretty Little Hair
I Know You Feels Like I Ain't Nowhere
But Stop What Your Doin' Baby Come Overhere
I'll Prove To You Baby, That I Ain't No Square
Because I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me

I Been Drinkin' Gin Like Never Before
I Feel So Good, I Want You To Know
One More Drink, I Wish You Would
I Takes A Whole Lotta Lovin' To Make Me Feel Good
'cause I'm Ready, Ready As Anybody Can Be
Now I'm Ready For You, I Hope You're Ready For Me