Lyrics:

What's Up, What's Up Y'all
young D, Ak Young D
had To Make A Track About Smoking Weed Man
every Rapper Got A Track About Smoking Weed So
i Didn't Really Have A Choice,

but, I Guess I Made It Mine A Little Bit Different
is All.
is Like, Is Like, Is Like


blowin Something Sticky Word To Pre-Cum Dicks
i'm With My Team In This Bitch, And We All Getting Lit
i Mean The Weed Hella Loud, Like A Teenage Chick
and We Been Smoking For A Minute, Yeah We Blowin On That Ganja
and Now I'm Huffin And Puffin, I'm Choking On That Bong
and The Dope I'm On Is Bomb I'm Smoking That Vietcong
getting Real High Watching Funny Videos Of Bill Nye
tell Me That This Jam Isn't Still Fly

bill Nye Theme Song

now I'm Getting Hungry Than A Muthafucka
put Some Chicken Nuggets In The Oven At 400
where'd I Put That Honey Mustard
lookin All Around The Cupboard For That Muthafucka
until I Discovered A Custard, I Covered Wit Butter From Last Week.
how Long Do Them Thangs Keep
guess I Better Ask Jeeves
go Get Ma Computer But I'm Staring At The Damn Screen
damn D, You Forgetting What Ya Task Be
the Puff Puff Pass, Gotcha Gassed
now Ya Man Is Fucked...

hook
and I Was Tryna Get A Little Buzz, So I Took A Little Puff
but I Think I'm Way Too High
and I Aint Wanna Come Off Like A Bitch, So I Took Another Hit
but I Think Ma Brains Too Fried
and Yeah I'm Fuckin Faded But I Hate It
i'm Praying That I Make It
afraid I'm Goin To Dieeeee
i'm Too Blazed, It's Too Late
to Save Dicky From This Fuckin Place, Cuz He Too High


now I'm Freakin Out Up In This Bitch
can't Control It And Ma Homies Passin Round Another Spliff
so I Bolted To The Br, Consulted With The Mirror
lil Dicky Please Step Up, You Pathetic
cuz The Weed In You Beating You
then All A Sudden I'm On The Toilet Beating Ma Penis Blue
but I Ain't Cummin Because As I'm Imagining Fucking Something

that Pretty Girl I'm Humping
becoming My Fuckin Cousin, Or Mother Or Brother
or Some Other Fucking Disgusting Person
my Brain Is Bein Strange, Cuz I'm High As A Plane
i Aint Deranged, I'm Just Saying It's A Violent Strain
so I Go Back To The Back Where They Packing Up Cigars
dipping Snacks, Kicking Back, Staring At Some Avatars
then I Flipped, Took A Decade And A Half To Make That Shit
yet They Couldn't Put A Second And A Half Up In That Script
how The Fuck A Human Being Wanna Fuck A
blueish Green 7' 3'' Tail Having Ass Thing
man I'm High As Fuckkkk

hook
and I Was Tryna Get A Little Buzz, So I Took A Little Puff
but I Think I'm Way Too High
and I Aint Wanna Come Off Like A Bitch, So I Took Another Hit
but I Think Ma Brains Too Fried
and Yeah I'm Fuckin Faded But I Hate It
i'm Praying That I Make It
afraid I'm Goin To Dieeeee
i'm Too Blazed, It's Too Late
to Save Dicky From This Fuckin Place, Cuz He Too High

rock Hard Cock, Cuz I'm Watching Katy Perry
in Her Video The Whole World's Made Of Candy
damn...i Ain't Even Got No Candy
so Now At The Fucking C Store
where Ya Man Be Torn Than A Mafucka
peanut Eminem's Or A Twix
cant Commit, So I Count The Benefits On Ma Hands
goddamn Now I'm Weary Of The Man -- Yeah The Cashier
homeland, Nazir!
s-S-S-So Damn Tweaked
i Can't Even Cross The Mothafuckin Street
gotta Wait Until That Muthafucka's Green
now I'm Back Up At The Crib, And I'm Laughin At Giraffes Long Necks
gotta Shit, But The Path To The Bathroom Is Complex
crafted A Long Text, Took About An Hour
took A Scary Shower, Now I'm Sitting Naked On The Ground
man I'm Fucked Up. I'm Bout To Call Ma Mom Up And Tell Her What's Up.
this Sucks I'm High As Fuck.

[hook]