Lyrics:

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows Howard beware the Russians they don't like you Might as well drop the bomb on you Howard beware the government won't protect you Like to see you turned into Howard stew Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you Might just all form an angry mob Howard beware your mother has disowned you Says that you're a pervert and a slob Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Howard Howard beware Cause you're so easy to scare You'll hide from the shadows And everybody knows