Lyrics:

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Some blokes say that one hole
Is more than enough
Then why did God give me two
Not including my muff?

If you've got a pretty face
And a pretty fanny too
You will find the most prestigious blokes
Are lining up to meet you

One, two, three, four
It's just like coming in the back door
Five, six, seven, eight
Ah, feels great

A ring, a ring, around my dirty posie
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, a ring around my posie
All the boys in town say I've the tightest of posies

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
Just as with my front part, I will make you cum

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Feel so good must be bad for my health
Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen
Ah, I'm so keen

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosie
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies

Ring
Ring around my rosie
Ring
Ring around my rosie

Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down
Ring around the rosie
Pocket full of posies
Ashes, ashes we all fall down

A ring around my rosie
My pocket's so damn cozy
And my posie, my posie
I'm talking about my asshole