Lyrics:

When we first met, you were such a prize
I tried on your loving, it was just my size
And when we hugged, it was a perfect fit
Like a static cling on a nylon knit
You were custom made, not off the rack
Now somethin's shrunk and I want my money back

You had delicate kisses and a permanent press
We rolled and we tumbled and we never got dressed
But then the Tide went out, the dirt was left behind
And I started losin' one sock at a time
You guaranteed no shrinkin', no runnin', but in fact
Your stuff is faded and I want my money back

I want my money back, I want my money back
Your love is shrunken, baby, that's a fact
I want my money back, I want my money back
Your love has faded, better clean up your act
Your discount lovin' was straight off the rack
I want, I want, I want, I want my money back

You got me in hot water and hung me out to dry
You took me to the cleaners, you rinsed me in the fire
Your fast spinning action and wrinkle-free lies
Left a bleached-out lovin' that's no longer my size

When I love again, I'll examine the label:
One hundred percent pure, natural, and able
To start my cycle, yes, gentle and warm
Or separate by hand to make it last real long
Quality can't be found on an off-the-wall mod rack
Exchange this discount lovin' and get my money back

You got me in hot water and hung me out to dry
You took me to the cleaners, you rinsed me in the fire
Your fast spinning action and wrinkle-free lies
Left a bleached-out lovin' that's no longer my size

When I love again, I'll examine the label:
One hundred percent pure, natural, and able
To start my cycle, yes, gentle and warm
Or separate by hand to make it last real long
Quality can't be found on an off-the-wall mod rack
Exchange this discount lovin' and get my money back

I want my money back, I want my money back
Your love is shrunken, baby, that's a fact
I want my money back, I want my money back
Your love has faded, better clean up your act
Your discount lovin' was straight off the rack
I want, I want, I want, I want my money back
I want my, I want my, I want my, my money back!