Lyrics:

I work on a train That's eleven and a half cars long I can only work at night Cause the things I do are wrong We carry some nasty substances On this little night train The first car's full of dioxin Enough to wipe out the state of Maine Oh, the evil, terrible things That I sent down those tracks I snuck them through your town at night Right behind your back On our little train (x2) The second car's just painted black What's in it nobody knows Though sometimes it makes a buzzing noise And once I saw it glow The third car carries poison gas And the fourth car it does, too The fifth car's filled to the breaking point With ortho orange forty-two Oh, the evil, terrible things That I sent down those tracks I snuck them through your town at night Right behind your back On our little train (x2) The sixth car leaks a strange brown ooze On to the hoboes who ride below It caused their hair to fall out And their fingers turned bright blue I swear to god it's true The seventh car carries raw sewage You can tell just by the scent We used to have a warning sign But something ate right through the print Some sort a' illegal baby food Is what we got in car number eight And although I've never tried it myself The conductor says it's great We load the bodies of dead lab animals On to car number nine And I swear that sometimes late at night I can hear those critters whine Oh, the evil, terrible things That I sent down those tracks I snuck them through your town at night Right behind your back On our little train Both cars number ten and eleven-a