Lyrics:

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes this is your last chance



Just 'cause I have one leg

Don't mean I can't twist.

I hop along peg-leg style

And you act like I don't exist



This is a dancin' song and I

Don't want to dance all alone

No I don't want to dance all alone

Said I'm not gonna dance all alone

Cause I feel so lonely



Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes this is your last chance



Through no fault of my own

I was born to this child

Portable party, wallflower girl

Now I'm going to dance free-style



This is a dancin' song and I

Don't want to dance all alone

No I don't want to dance all alone

Said I'm not gonna dance all alone

Cause I feel so lonely



Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

While the room around me explodes this is your last chance



Joe: 'What's a girl to do if she only has one leg?'

Rodney: 'Well, I imagine she could join a convent!'



Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance

Ask me to dance, ask me to

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Dance