Lyrics:

Now Everybody's Me Rodney: Joe, shut up! Everybody hates Edie Brickell All my favourite shows are on TV All the restaurants serve my favourite food 'Cause now everybody's me Now my apartment's really crowded 'Cause I live there and I'm everybody And everybody's sleeping with my girl But, hey, everybody's me Now everybody's me (x4) Everybody's watching Married with Children Everybody's into bestiality The stores stopped selling Amstel light 'Cause now everybody's me Everybody loves Charles Manson Everybody wants to set him free And everybody's on the parole board 'Cause now everybody's me Now everybody's me (x4) I had to put an end to war Didn't make much sense to shoot at myself No more Christians, Jews, Muslims or Amway salesmen Just a whole planet of TV addicts Everybody's got hairy feet Everybody follows my philosophy Everybody's got a nephew named Jeff 'Cause now everybody's me They had to lower all the basketball nets 'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3 And everybody likes to dress like a monkey 'Cause now everybody's me Now everybody's me (x4) Now everybody's into what I do Steve Albini, John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias It was called Me and Julio Down By the Crackhouse 'Cause even Julio Iglesias is me I have the number one album I have all the albums 'Cause now everybody's me! (1:59) [untitled] -------------------------- Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'l