Lyrics:

Well, it's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you And we'll travel so far, dear To escape that morning zoo Cause I hate MMR and I hate YSP I do not like the Grateful Dead So, just don't talk to me I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP And you know that classic rock Does not interest me People are getting angry Maybe just they should Cause some of us can still remember, Back when XPN was good And I hate what they've done, to XPN Bunch a' folk nazis ruined my favourite station Said I hate what they've done, to XPN If you hear it now, it's just a pale imitation Well it's brunch with The Beatles And a tribute to Billy Joel Four hours of Doobie Brothers And they call that radio It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you And we'll travel so far, dear To escape that morning zoo Cause I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP I do not like the Grateful Dead You'd better stay away from me I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP Well friends there ain't no radio, Here in our city -OK, we've got a call on the request line and who am I speaking to? -My name's Will Junior. -And what do you do Will Junior? -Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shhop ??? -And what can I play for ya? -Well, how about a block a' the Blahs dudee? -Sorry, just played a block of the Blahs ffor the guys at the sandal store -Aw, man, well, how about a block a' Fleettwood Mac? -Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola factory. -Oh man... -But I'll tell ya what, How 'bout if I sennd you a $20,000 gift certificate