Lyrics:

A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?' A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! (x4) Sold my niece to Edwin Meese And I wonder what life's about Talked of tires While your dog caught fire And I wonder what life's about They call me the walrus! (x4) Yeah! Some nights I'm lying in bed! Wonderin' what would happen if Nancy Sinatra suddenly freaked out and climbed a tree and decided she doesn't want to do 'These Boots are Made for Walking' any more and all she ever wanted to do for the rest of her natural life was hum the 'Theme from S.W.A.T'. They call me the walrus! (x4) Poke out your eyes And move to Portland Kill your wife And move to Portland Burn down your home And move to Portland Come on everybody! We're movin' to Portland They call me the walrus! (x3) Yeah I am the walrus!