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(1.2.3.huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes His death was quick painless they say Hope when I die I go that way But, You may not be so lucky (x4) Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's havin' a very good time She thinks she's havin' the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is filled with deadly screams Would've been salesman's famous capers It even made the big city papers You may not be so lucky (x4) President laughs shaves his head Pushes the button and bombs the Reds Reds hits back with all they've got Now we're all in the melting pot Let's have a big cheer for the government Who's finally ended our descent Vaporized masses in the shopping mall Never got to see the H-bomb fall Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits a tree and then explodes His death was quick painless they say Hope when I die I go that way But, You may not be so lucky (x3) Never gonna be so lucky Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's havin' a very good time She thinks she's havin' the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is filled with deadly screams Would've been salesman's famous capers It even made the big city pap