Lyrics:

Some people believe in astrology

Others believe in technology

Some people believe in all those 'ologies'

But I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish



I believe in Happy Days

I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie

I believe in all that TV crap

And I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish



Came up from the ghetto with the help of my stiletto

Every day I hear the people groan:

Why should we buy postage stamps?

We can make our own



We may be doing something wrong

We could be running a little too long

I guess we better end this song

I say I believe in swordfish

He believes in swordfish