Lyrics:

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2) I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No! I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she Lies on the beach like a barrier reef Soaking up the stupid sun While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2) I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No! (x2) This is no way to spend a summer I've got sand caked on my feet I gave my ice cream to a shark And now I've got nothing to eat No fun! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No! I don't wanna be on the beach! I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.