Lyrics:

All: Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

: Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
: Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Alien: We do! We do!

All: Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

: Who robs cavefish of their sight?
: Who rigs every Oscar night?
All: We do! We do!