Lyrics:

Bart:There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.

Homer:What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look, I can see my voice! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! Brrrrrr-HEEEE HEEE-blub blub blub blub blub. Thiis... iiiiis my voooys... ooooonnn teeeeeeveeeee.

Bart:Dad, you're ruining the mood!

Homer:Sorry.

Bart:For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of The Simpsons Halloween Special.