Lyrics:

This little pig went to market, where they buy and sell the stocks
This little pig came home again, with his system full of shocks
I don't understand their language, don't know what it's all about
For a bull buys up and the bear sells down, and a broker sells you out

And here is the song
They sing the whole day long

Oh the market's not so good today; your stocks look kind of sick
In fact they all drop down a point, each time the tickers tick
We'll have to have more margin now, there isn't any doubt
So you better dash with a load of cash, or we'll have to sell you out

The stock exchange is a funny place; it's the strangest place in town
The seats cost half a million cash, but the brokers won't sit down
There's the broker, the bull, and the bear; it's queer but it's not a joke
For you get the bull till your bankroll's bare, and the broker says you're broke

And here is the song
I hear the whole day long

Oh the market's not so good today; your stocks look kind of sick
In fact they all drop down a point, each time the tickers tick
We'll have to have more margin now, there isn't any doubt
So you better dash with a load of cash, or we'll have to sell you out

The market simply goes to prove that we still have loco weeds
For the bull buys what he doesn't want, and the bear sells what he needs
I bought an elevator stock, and thought that I'd done well
Then the little bears all ran downstairs, and rang the basement bell

And here is the song
I heard the whole day long

Oh the market's not so good today; your stocks look kind of sick
In fact they all drop down a point, each time the tickers tick
We'll have to have more margin now, there isn't any doubt
So you better dash with a load of cash, or we'll have to sell you out