Lyrics:

I went to my family doctor
For a pain inside my head
I told him that since you left me
I was feelin' like just about dead
Well, Doctor, what can you give me?
And could I take one or two?
Can you tell me just what it's gonna do?
Will it save me from what I'm goin' through?
Will it ease the pain?
Will it ease the pain?
Will it help to pacify my brain?

He told me not to worry
He said to come back in the next week
He asked me for a picture
Of the girl who made me lose my sleep
Well, all week long I suffered
I didn't know what to do
But went back to him when the week was through
And he gave me an artificial you
And it eased the pain
Yes, it eased the pain
It completely satisfied my brain

Yes, it eased the pain
Well, it eased the pain
It completely satisfied my brain
And I do believe it's finally gonna rain