Lyrics:

A public face
A private eye
A patent shoe
A wider belt
A deeper sigh
A leaking pen

A shrunken head
An open file
A broken jaw
An alibi
A jumped-up fee
A ceiling fan

Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no evil
Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no evil

A heinous crime
It wasn't meant to be
A body blow
On the table waiting
A paperweight
Crashing through the cigar smoke
The answer no
Now I can't remember

Hat check girl
Found necking with a Siamese twin
Dabs on glass
She should have burned the gloves she lost
An allen key
Turning
Walls have ears
Burning
A vital clue
A public face
A private eye

Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no evil
Hear no evil
See no evil
Speak no evil