Lyrics:

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they run
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, let your face grow long
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
I am the walrus
Mr. City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eyes
Crabalock fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, let your knickers down
I am the egg man
Oh, (we are) the egg men
I am the walrus
Oh, oh-oh

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
The sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
Oh, I'm the walrus
Oh
Expat, expat, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs from the sky, see how they snipe
I'm crying
Semolina pilchards
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Parliamentary penguins singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking at the Allard Hall
I am the egg man
We are the egg men
Oh, I'm the walrus
Yeah