Lyrics:
John was a metal-headed monster he caught a piece of the earth and sometimes he flew off the handle and that was his handle Jack Hammer c'mon, c'mon good buddy he's Jack Hammer Jonathan, Jonathan H-A-M-M-E-R He had a fist full of dirt had a shirt he had boots they were black his fist came so close she had a wind attack he's Jack Hammer he's Jack Hammer Mouth like a power saw head like a radio hand like a bear paw pants full of tadpoles he's Jack Hammer he's Jack Hammer