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Rodney's father was fat-and-ugly, and Rodney's mother was even fat-and-uglier. And his father used to tell him that one day Rodney would meet a fat-and-ugly girl, just like Rodney's mother, and they would get married. Rodney's mother told him that there were lots of fat-and-ugly girls looking for fat-and-ugly men, just as she had done before she'd married Rodney's father, who was a road sweeper and cleaned lavatories to earn more money.