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The saga of Rodney Toady.

Rodney was a sad young man because he was f-fat and ugly and no one liked him. Children ran up to him in the street and pointed and shouted, 'Rodney is a sad young man because he's fat and ugly!' And then they ran away laughing. Rodney shouted, 'I will chase you and-and hit you and make, make you cry!' But as Rodney was so fat, he could not run fast enough, and the frustration of complete impotence made him even sadder.