Lyrics:

Met her in my apartment building
So seductive in her tight-ass dress
She turned around and my head was tilting
She has the body of a goddess, I am too impressed
Kiwi shots at the bar, now I'm wasted
She told me her fantasies, and I just wanna see if it's true
She whispered that she really hates waiting
Now I'm thinking how I'm gonna get her back to my living room

Don't fall in love in California
These girls might ruin your life
She'll prolly make you feel like you're special
But that'll just be for one night
I guess this be okay
'Cause I do exactly the same
It's just the way we play
These hopeless romantic games

Last night, I met a girl that's from Australia
She a superstar, I told her I just wanna take her for a ride
And, honestly, I didn't wanna nail her
But that was 'til I seen her start to strip right in front of my eyes
Emo girls are so
I really wanted to make this one mine
Just when I was gonna give her my heart
She was gone in the blink of an eye

Don't fall in love in California
These girls might ruin your life
She'll prolly make you feel like you're special
But that'll just be for one night
I guess this be okay
'Cause I do exactly the same
It's just the way we play
These hopeless romantic games

Maybe I should be romantic
Maybe that would solve my problems
Karma doesn't like my antics
So it breaks my heart every often

Don't fall in love in California
These girls might ruin your life
She'll prolly make you feel like you're special
But that'll just be for one night
I guess this be okay
'Cause I do exactly the same
It's just the way we play
These hopeless romantic games

Game, gotta hate the game
Game, gotta hate the game
Game, gotta hate the game
Game, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gotta hate the game, girl