Lyrics:

You like my crib, baby?
Well, come a little closer. Don't be shy.

Darlin', I want you so bad
I can almost taste the smell of your skin
And honey, I'd be so sad
If you didn't break down and let me in

You better let me in, baby
Don't you know

If the Kid can't make you come (nobody) nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come (nobody) nobody can
(If the Kid can't make you come) (nobody) nobody can
(If the Kid can't make you come) (nobody) nobody can

Am I gettin' through, baby?
ooh ooh ooh

Sweetheart, I can be gentle as a lamb
If that's what gets you off
I wanna get you off, baby
And lover, straddle my brass and we'll dance
In the land of the hard and soft

I don't care, baby
Whatever gets you off

'Cause if the Kid can't make you come (nobody) nobody can
If the Kid can't make you come (nobody) nobody can
(If the Kid can't make you come) No (nobody) nobody can
(If the Kid can't make you come) No (nobody) nobody nobody

Need I say more, baby?
Do you wanna straddle my brass?

(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)

That's a pretty blouse.
... Thank you.
Take it off.
... Is that better?
A little bit, I'd rather see it live in concert though.
... Well, I'll tell you what, cutie. I'll let you take that off.
Oh yes!

This little hook went to Holland.
This little hook went to France.
This little hook went to London.
And this little hook went to...
... hmm.
Oh Lord! Honey, don't you ever try and breastfeed no baby.
... Why not?
Never mind. What time is it?
... Titty time.
I know that's right.
... hmm.

What's my name?
... Morris.
No, come on now baby, what's my real name?
... Uuh, uh, uh.
Talk to me, talk to me.
... M ... Mo ... Mor ... Morris
Yes! Oh baby, you're just too sexy.
... Morris?
Yeah baby.
... What's my name?
It's baby, ain't it?
... Oh Morris, what's my ...
Ah ga ga ga ga
... Oh, Morris
Too sexy

I bet you never thought I'd be this good, did you?
(Dance)


(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)
(If the kid can't make you come, nobody)

Let me hear the pledge of allegiance, baby.
... What do you mean?
You know, like you used to do in school.
... You got to be kidding. I guess you're not.
Come on baby, Morris is listening.
... Okay
... I pledge allegiance ... to the flag... of the United States... of America ...
... And to the republic... for which it stands.
Oh Lord! You're just too sexy.