Lyrics:

Grape Yum-yum
Pink Put-on
Midnight A-Gogo
Banana Beige

Oh, how kinky

Periwinkle Pussycat
Lemon Meringue
Peach Paradise
Papaya Surprise

Mmmm, Oh, It's so kinky

(Meanwhile, in another part of town)
Yeah... A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...

Turquoise Trouble
Very Strawberry
Canary Commotion
Purple Persuasion

Oh, now that is kinky!

Cocoa Mocha
Argyle Action
Silver Secret
Blueberry Bomb

Oh, now that IS kinky!

Oh...