Lyrics:

Well, you're looking real hard 'cause you're trying to find the Apostles and it just keeps getting tougher on your brain
Well, I've got to do my part 'cause I know them by heart: I've got an easy way to name their names
Well their names ain't fictitious, so now don't get suspicious, 'Cause I know them and they're friends of mine
And I know that it's true, that I can sing them for you: they'll come back to me if I make them rhyme

So keep apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'

Simon called Peter, James, and John, and Andrew, Levi (nicknamed Matthew), Phillip, Doubting Thomas, and James the Less
Simon called the Zealot, and Nathaniel (who's called Bartholomew), and Jude Thaddeus

So keep apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee, postle-me, postle namin', namin', namin'

The Apostles
Apostl-ee namin'
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

Judas is missing: he lost his position, but you know there are two men in line
And you that it's true Matthias did fill his shoes, and Paul would come and join them in his sweet time

So keep apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee namin'
Keep on apostl-ee, postle-me, postle namin', namin', namin'

The Apostles