Lyrics:

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
Aaaaah!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got the gono-co-co-coccus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it, why does it
Why does it, why does it hurt when I pee?