Lyrics:

I've got a mobile phone
I've got a mobile phone
Wherever I lay my phone that's my home
I've got a mobile phone (X2)

I've got City and the Guilds
I've got City and the Guilds
She's got City, I've got Guilds
In desktop publishing (X2)

SFA OK
SFA OK
Super furry animal
SFA OK (X2)

I've got a mobile phone
I've got a mobile phone
Wherever I lay my phone that's my home
I've got a mobile phone (X2)

I've got a mobile phone
I've got a mobile phone
Wherever I lay my phone that's my home
I've got a mobile phone (X5)

(Tumour on the brain
Tumour on the brain
Status symbol disease says:
I've got a mobile phone
Tumour on the brain
Tumour on the brain)

I've got a mobile phone
I've got a mobile phone
Wherever I lay my phone that's my home
I've got a mobile phone (X4)

I've got style 'n' rock 'n' roll
I've got a mobile phone...