Lyrics:

Would you like to pet my rifle?
Summer camp is such a drag
A rip into my ____ rifle
I'm too old to play capture the flag
Someone's giving French kiss lessons
How else will we learn to love?
Have you ever been to Venice?
Have you ever mauled the prey?
Well I am so damn good at tennis
Will the cat come back the very next day?
I feel like a total goner
How long till we fall in love?
Would you like to skim my bible?
Suffer like a Christmas goose
How can I avoid your libel?
Get out of the way
There's nuns on the loose
All roads seem to lead to China
How long till we learn to love?