Lyrics:

I fascinate, infatuate
Emphatically
You're dreary, you're base, deary
Your face is weary for me

I'm heaven sent, so eloquent
And curiously
I entertain your tiny brain
So spuriously

The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set
The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set

I'm charming, dear, disarming, dear
Alarming to see
You're lazy, you're limp, baby
Your mind is crazy for me

My rhetoric, so magnetic
Aesthetically
I'll nominate you to abominate
Anticipate me

The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set
The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set

I captivate, enraptivate
Emphatically
You're funny, you're dead, honey
But you're always money to me

I'm adorable, you're deplorable
It's not a lot of fun
It's gruesome, but we're a twosome
So, hey, hey, hey, here we come

The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set
The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set