Lyrics:

Georgia left me alone
Last Wednesday night
So I went to New York
To see what Doug was up to
And I saw this band
Their name escaped me by Thursday

And the way it happened
Looking, look for something to believe in

He's had another bad day
The Italian thing, it's buggin' him more than he wants to admit
Yeah, it brings him down
Sign a producer, don't matter at all

The way it happened
Nothing lasts like you think it might

Well, naturally I was a little confused
So I placed a call, person to person
Connect me to Steve Albini
Let the phone ring twice
When he answered I forgot everything I was gonna say