Lyrics:

I teach an Englishman how not to bet
I make him perform
A sequence of nonsense actions
'I am clear, reliable and sober...'
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All this in order
As I say
To detonate an h-bomb
Right on top of his head
'This is fun!'
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It didn't work
So I left
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