Lyrics:

I'm sick of hearing you say
That you can't phone because he'll hear you calling
And don't think that your treatment as both is quite appalling
Oh sure, you nearly told him everything
But nearly doesn't mean a thing
I know you don't want to laugh
But you think you're just so clever
I'm waiting now
But I won't be waiting here forever
Oh sure, you nearly told him everything
But nearly doesn't mean a thing
And you know full well I'm right
And if you won't say a word I might
Because you've had thousands of chances
To tell him his romance is
Not exactly what he'd call true
Oh I know the strain that you're under
But I've started to wonder
If one lover is sufficient for you
Oh sure, you nearly told him everything
But nearly doesn't mean a thing
If you don't talk to him until
I force you to, I will
Because you know full well I'm right
And if you won't say a word I might
Because you've had thousands of chances
To tell him his romance is
Not exactly what he'd call true
Oh I know the strain that you're under
But I've started to wonder
If one lover is sufficient for you