Do a little rope trick Move around the mildew When you stopped to make a phone call In the glitter of a landmark She said something about a blood clot And a bad wild peach That nappy little news flash Takes the cut right out of your crease Get it on demand Like Tupperware Shipped with sarcasm All is fair Jog through giant sands Till you're cleared Then to leave the land Unawares At least it's not a leg break You laugh out loud and lonesome In your cabin cruiser On your cross county trek Your brain feels like a fiddle A brittle fragile vessel Pull off onto the shoulder By the waterworks Get it on demand Like Tupperware Shipped with sarcasm All is fair Jog through giant sands Till you're cleared Then to leave the land Unawares