Lyrics:

Stop everything
I think I hear the President
The pied piper of the TV screen
Is gonna make it simple
And he's got it all mapped out
And illustrated with cartoons
Too hard for clever folks to understand
Yeah, they're more used to words like
Ideology
But they say it's not the issue
Ideology
They're not talkin' 'bout right or left
They're talkin' 'bout, t-t-talkin' 'bout

Right and wrong
Do you know the difference?
Right and wrong
Do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left and the East and the West
What you know and the things that you'll never see?


So what ya think?
You like the Yankees or the Mets this year?
And what about this latest war of words
And what about the Commies?
You know, I saw the news last night
All illustrated with cartoons
So when they come with that opinion poll
Yeah, they better not use words like
Ideology
Or try to tell me 'bout the issues
Ideology
Huh, whose side are you on?
'Cause we're talkin' 'bout, t-t-talkin' 'bout

Right and wrong
Do you know the difference?
Right and wrong
Do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left and the East and the West
What you know and the things that you'll never see?
Where are we?


Right and wrong
Do you know the difference?
Right and wrong
Do you know the difference
'Tween the right and the left and the East and the West
What you know and the things that you'll never see?