Lyrics:

Asexual, far from intellectual
Fashion stealer, free-wheeler
Bats her eyes to cover up her lies
She's a sucker upper, starfucker
And I'm gonna blow her cover
My friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop
She thought you were cute, she thought you were hot
But I thought not
She's trash, she's pretty
She's good enough to do
But we got bored
Now everyone's over you
Asexual, far from intellectual
Fashion stealer, free-wheeler
Bats her eyes to cover up her lies
She's a sucker upper, starfucker
And I'm gonna blow her cover
Fix it, strap it
Wrap it around your arm
So you won't forget
When you're gone
So long