Lyrics:

When she stopped talking to me, I knew that she would create a problem,
And after five seconds flat, she came at me just like a goblin.
Months passed and things calmed down, so me and her went on a playdate.
I said 'you're walking cliche', but she said 'it's just you and me, babe.'
Okay...

So it's just us walking through town, and we go in the liquor store,
Buying two beers, spying a cat in the window of the bar next door.
Then she was cursing at me, and pointing to the witch's couldron.
Grabbed me, she got in my face, and then she punched me just like a goblin.