Lyrics:

When she stopped talking to me
I knew that she would create a problem
And after 5 seconds flash
She came at me just like a goblin
Once passed and things calmed down
So me and her went on a play-date
I said 'your walking cliche'
But she said ''it's just you and me babe'
Ok
So its just us walking through town
And we go in the liquor store
Buying 2 beers, spying the cat in the window of the bar next door
Then she was cursing at me
And pointing to the whitches couldron
Grabbed me, she got in my face
And then she punched me, just like a goblin