Lyrics:

I feel lovely
To live in a bachelors pad
I feel lucky
But it's not my choice to feel bad
It's not weary
No matter how sad that I roll

Cause here by your side
I'm so pious and kind
Oh I love your stadium soul

I've been nervous
I love you too much my dear
It's not murder
But thank you for waiting five years
What's so impressive
Its there is no doubt in my mind

Ill just say
I get by with your way
Oh its such a beautiful crime

Love you till I'm ninety-nine

I have to be affected
I had to be the schmuck
Who tries to be smart
I had to be obsessive
In my compulsion
In the effort of playing my part

So don't relax me
Mr Gatsby
And leave thy bachelors home

Cause
Here by your side
I'm so pious and kind
Oh I love your stadium soul