Lyrics:

------------------------- We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington Willoby There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be Told then I go on to Soeak of Sathington Willoby Sathington Willoby The legislator that Penned us up a bill That banned the use Of certain things like this and that