Don't a-mess with my ducktails Don't a-mess with my ducktails If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you You gotta jump like a jumper Moo like a moo-cow Bop like a bopcat But don't do that Don't a-mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you Heeey Don't a-mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Well if you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you Well a-hunting rabbits is a lot of fun I'm gonna get you with my big shotgun If you don't love me baby you got no sense Lawdy miss Clawdy don't you jump that fence Don't a-mess with my ducktails Don't a-mess with my ducktails If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you Heeey Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you Well I know you dig my blue suede shoes I know you dig my real cool pants I know you dig the way I bop But if you mess with my ducktail you better stop Don't mess with my ducktail Don't mess with my ducktail If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails Don't mess with my ducktails If you mess with my ducktails I'll get so mad at you