Lyrics:

Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate
Well every time he sees her he just has to masturbate
He wants her luscious breasts on the end of his fork
But all this menu offers is chicken, beef and pork

But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast, lunch or suppertime
She's not a sex object, but a person too
(I know that) She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu

He wants to eat her body just like a plate of fries
And suck out all the gravy that seeps into her thighs
He says he 'loves' that girl and he thinks that it's true
'Cause every time she speaks to him, he cums into his soup

But I don't want that girl to be mine
For breakfast, lunch or suppertime
She's not a sex object, but a person too
(I know that) She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu

She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu
She's not on the menu - She's not on the menu